Spring 2007
3/25/07 Farley Printing 21 - Malvern Chargers 7
Dutchman throws TDs to Feaster, blah blah blah.
3/31/07 Farley Printing 26 - Sansones Seafood 14
Proving that no one is irreplaceable, FPC rolls on without the Dutchman as Delli calls the plays confusing most players with the unusual calm and composure in the huddle.
4/7/07 Farley Printing 30 - Setting Properties 7
Too much D with Squeak rushing and MPJII and Mitts at safety. Feaster is already on pace to break his TD record with 5 in 3 games.
4/14/07 Farley Printing 20 - Playmakers 13 OT
This was the Squeak and Heavy Kevy show with both leading the team in flags. Oh, and the Bum made a nice catch too. The Dutchman's arm is either getting quite strong or quite inaccurate. I know where I fall on that one.
4/22/07 Farley Printing - AstraZeneca
Undefeated season comes to an end. FPC can still win the division if they win their next two.
Fall 2006
9/9/06 Farley Printing 7 - Fusion 16
No Dutchman, No Delli, No Mitts, No Chance.
9/16/06 Farley Printing 29 - AstraZeneca 16
Week 1 of the Dutchman's annual 4 game warm-up period. Yeh, I know he threw for 3 and ran for one. But Rex Grossman threw 4 TDs also. Let's not start sucking eachothers popsicles just yet.
9/23/06 Farley Printing 28 - Replacements 6
The defense returns with two picks, a goalline stand and a touchdown. More importantly, the Dutchman meets Squeak. He's been looking for a 4 foot receiver to key on since Touchdown Johnny's retirement.
9/30/06 Farley Printing 14 - Roadrunners 35
Let's just say we don't match up well and leave it at that.
10/7/06 Farley Printing 28 - HSBC 3
Some new wrinkles on offense prove Feaster ain't no bum.
10/14/06 Farley Printing 2 - Deer Park 0
Those guys have no heart.
10/21/06 Farley Printing 28 - Frogwood Pioneers 0
Feasterabum catches 3 TDs for the second straight game. Ok, he actually only caught two but there aren't any asterisks in the record book. Contrary to what you might have heard there were a few other receviers at the game.
11/1/06 Farley Printing 20 - Scrimmages 27
It must have been a donut game.
11/11/06 Farley Printing 28 - Timothy's 21
Big time comeback fueled by the Dutchman and CComps.
11/18/06 Farley Printing 17 - Bath & Kitchen 6
Fast Eddie and his Pumas were no match for the Dutchman. Maybe FPC can win the Worlds.
QUARTERFINALS: 11/25/06 Farley Printing 28 - Replacements 7
Dutchman and Feaster show leads FPC to the Semis.
SEMIFINALS: 11/25/06 Farley Printing 14 - Scrimmages 17
First down and 12 yards to go and FPC can't get the first down. And after 10 years of hiding, it's finally revealed that Mitts can't jump. As Delli said, "Seriously, at some point it had to happen."