Farley Printing Company 22 - Playmakers 6
In a game that set offensive football back ten years, Farley Printing Company beat the Playmakers 22-6. The defense was solid with Leeland MacElroy notching two sacks and Mitts, Dutchman and Angry each picking up an interception.
The offense was sufficient to win though not outstanding. FPC opened the scoring to go 6-0 on a handoff to Feaster who then threw back to the Dutchman. However, on the ensuing PAT Delli got a little agressive and fired the snap over Angry's head leading the team to be unable to get the kick off in the alotted 6 seconds.
After forcing the playmakers to turn it over on downs FPC stalled offensively. But on defense The Dutchman came up with a great INT on the Playmakers 15. Unfortunately all it lead to was a missed 35 yard field goal that Mitts shanked hard enough that it almost injured an innocent bytander on the sidelines.
The Playmakers scored on a botched screen pass when the FPC missed roughly 3,487 chances to pull the runners flag. After the missed extra point the score was tied at 6-6.
With 4 plays remaining in the half The Dutchman engineered a nice drive to bring FPC in the rage of Mitts' pig hoof and he converted this field goal for a 9-6 halftmie lead.
The remainder of the second half was about a fun as a hernia. Let's just say Mitts and Angry each had interceptions. The Playmakers were confounded by the complexities of the basic FPC zone defense for reasons unbeknowst to everyong there and failed to muster any serious offensive threat for the rest of the half.
Mitts continued his Neil Rackers impersonation going 1/2 on extra points and FPC scored on the same exact play which had been run 14 times before where Feaster took the handoff and threw to the Dutchman.
The highlight of the second half was a 40 yard TD strike to the Big Angry who in his best Patrick The Burns impersonation took The Dutchman's pre-game pleas to focus on the running the right patterns and ignored it - breaking off his post pattern to run the corner pattern that Leeland MacElroy was running. BA flat out beat him to the ball for the score. MPJIII later noted that had MacElroy not had such big hair to slow him down, he might have been the one in the endzone.
